I couldn't give a frak about what Oprah reads or how much she weighs. Just sayin' is all.
There's a Beatles tribute band playing at the Pantages next year. I'd check them out, but... If you can see what's wrong in this picture, I'll give you a high five:
"I will go down as the voice of this generation of this decade." -Kanye West
"Sir, you are not the voice of this generation of this decade. In fact, with all the auto-tuning on your records, you're barely the voice of your own albums." -Stephen Colbert
